You've used the internet recently right? Like Marvin, I don't trust it either. Well here's an option that doesn't read your email for exploitative profit, and doesn't track every move you make online or off. My dream is to offer many of the services you're used to, albeit on a much smaller level, and only for us. Think email, calendar, chat & video conference, social media, streaming, etc..
Offsite, offline, literally underground, long term data storage. I worry about our collective ability to hold onto our digital memories as we age and the technology around us changes. Don't worry about damaged devices or theft again.